big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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