This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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