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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Anti Joke

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