- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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