ure mama's so fat

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Anti Joke

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