- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Women's rights

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Poop

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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