Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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