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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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