Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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360 NO SCOPE

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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