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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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