- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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