A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

This is a joke.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Katy Perry

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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