What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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