Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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