- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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