- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Albino African Americans

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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