Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Your Mom The End.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Dumbledore dies.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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penis. nuff said.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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