- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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