- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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