- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Once upon a time a was born

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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