- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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