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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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