One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A penis walks into a bar..

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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