- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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