- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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