- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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