Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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so...um, yeah

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Anti Joke

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