- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

I'm rick james bitch

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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