God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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