What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Maths.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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