- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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