Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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