- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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