What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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