Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Donald Trump

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Small Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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