- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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