what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Lololol

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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