- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

why did you poop because you are a poop

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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