A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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my penis

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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