What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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