- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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