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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

why did you poop because you are a poop

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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