Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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13 =B you just learned something

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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i'm hard

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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