- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

every knight i see an owl at window

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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