Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Grace Ackerson

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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