What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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