People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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How about that airline food?

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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