A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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