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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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