- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

A young baby died.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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