how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Anti Joke

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