- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

i like turtles

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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