I asked her where you were.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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