- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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