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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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