Canadians

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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