Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

what's up? my penis.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What has two legs? Half a cat

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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