I'm tired.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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