- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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