- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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