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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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