- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

knock knock who's there? faith

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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