- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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