Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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I'm tired.

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Leave. Now.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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