Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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