Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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