Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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This isn't funny.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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