Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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womens rights

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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