What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Hats better than a stick? A stone

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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