- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Yellow People !!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

womens rights.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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