What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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