- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A man died.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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