- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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