I don't get it

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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