knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Anti Joke

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