- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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