THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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