- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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