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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

The child was fired from his job.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

A guy at a baseball game....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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