How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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