- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

YOU

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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