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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

One, two, three, four and five

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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