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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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