- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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