Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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