- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

what are you mike bibby?

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

AIDS

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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