This is a joke.

you will like this because i am black.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

My spelling is horrible

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

You having friends.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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