Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

steven hawking walks into a bar

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

whats brown and sticky? Doody

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

NASCAR being considered a sport.

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