How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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