whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Justin Bieber.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Knock Knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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9/11

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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what's the difference between a duck?

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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