- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

whats 2+2? 4

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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