What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

quantum physics?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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