- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Roses are red, yup.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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