- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

4 hours later.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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