I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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