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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Oh, go away

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Roses are red, Violets are violet

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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