- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

poopy is poopy

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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