knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Chicken

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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